BABY BOOMER BREAKDOWN MEDICAL CLINIC & OXYGEN BAR *** A Health Screening Survey A MEDICAL PARODY

HEALTH SCREENING SURVEY

 

ARE YOUR HEMORRHOIDS HURTIN’ FROM TOO MUCH HARLEY RIDIN’

ARE YOU DRINKIN' MORE PRUNE JUICE THAN BEER

ARE YOU ASKIN' FOR DIRECTIONS CUZ YOU CAN’T SEE

ARE YOU PALPITATIN’ WHEN MAMA ISN’T EVEN THERE

ARE YOU CREAKIN’ MORE THAN THE FLOOR

ARE YOU BEDDIN’ DOWN BEFORE THE ‘LATE SHOW’

ARE YOU WONDERIN' ABOUT BUYIN’ THE RV

ARE YOU BUYIN' CROAKIES FOR YOUR READIN’ GLASSES

ARE YOU INVESTIN' IN FLAX AND FIBER COMPANIES

ARE YOU DRIBBLIN’ UNTIMELY INSTEAD OF BASKETBALLS

ARE YOU SHOPPIN’ WALMART AND GETTIN’ LOST

ARE YOU BORN BETWEEN '46 AND '64 

IF YES

COME TO THE NEW AND UNIQUE

 

“BABY BOOMER BREAKDOWN

MEDICAL CLINIC & OXYGEN BAR”©

(a select pathway)

(Based on the Vegas Oxygen Bars only with Medicare coverage)

YOU’LL LOVE THE TALKIN’

WITH LITTLE WALKIN’

 

SIP YOUR JUICE

AND PLAY SOME FOOS

 

NOT ONLY MEDICARE D CLASSES

BUT KENO AND LOTTO FOR THE MASSES

 

COME ONE COME ALL

BEFORE YOU TAKE THAT NEXT FALL

 

CALL FOR APPOINTMENTS NOW…BEFORE YOU FORGET

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